Greenland Sharks are total icons with their insane lifespans and unbreakable spirit. They're like our spirit animals, giving us epic stories and inspiration for unity, purpose, and respect. They remind us to level up both personally and as a group.

We're five friends from Chicago who began calling themselves Greenland Sharks shortly before the pandemic. We still regularly meet for Friday breakfasts to catch up on the latest doings, laugh at each other's jokes, and scheme to take over the world.

Yes! We plan on organizing online and in-person events that showcase the profound, multifaceted nature of our collective experiences and aspirations. Please follow our Instagram feed and Facebook page to receive the latest information. You can also join our mailing list at the bottom of this page.

Absolutely. In fact, we encourage it.

Every single one. You're basically a walking mic drop.

It can’t help you survive, but you’ll look great losing.

They accommodate life’s six-packs in all their forms.

Zero, but they do make the clothes look cooler.

They will make you look it. The feeling part is up to your mindset.

Perfectly. Prepare to embarrass with style.

If they don’t, nothing will. But we’re confident they will.